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purpleinwinter:

by Chalermphol Harnchakkham

purpleinwinter:

by Chalermphol Harnchakkham

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ubiquitousamericana:

yargrolyat:

ughhh.

Wow. Yeah.

jesus.

ubiquitousamericana:

yargrolyat:

ughhh.

Wow. Yeah.

jesus.

(Source: weareallafricans, via shorterexcerpts)

i seem to have miscalculated my landing, watson. STOP STARING AND HELP ME UP AT ONCE.

i seem to have miscalculated my landing, watson. STOP STARING AND HELP ME UP AT ONCE.

(Source: amanatsumikan, via lizelikeslife)

animalstalkinginallcaps:

LOOK, LISA, FIRST OF ALL I JUST WANT TO THANK YOU FOR BEING AN ADULT ABOUT THIS WHOLE SITUATION AND AGREEING TO SIT DOWN AND TALK IT OUT. WE’VE BEEN GREAT ROOMMATES FOR A WHILE NOW AND I’D HATE FOR US TO LOSE THAT OVER SOMETHING SILLY LIKE MY VERY TINY, VERY LOW-KEY METH LAB.
DO YOU REMEMBER LAST YEAR WHEN YOU DID THAT THREE WEEK CLEANSE WHERE YOU ONLY DRANK LEMON JUICE AND MAPLE SYRUP WITH CAYENNE PEPPER IN IT? I SUPPORTED YOU, DIDN’T I? EVEN THOUGH I DIDN’T APPROVE. THAT’S ALL I’M ASKING IN RETURN.
AND, WHILE WE’RE ON THE SUBJECT, IF YOU’RE STILL LOOKING FOR A GOOD WEIGHT LOSS PLAN I’D LIKE TO RECOMMEND METH. IT’S BOUND TO TASTE BETTER THAN THE LEMON JUICE THING AND I’LL GIVE YOU A HUGE DISCOUNT.

imogen, having a very important talk at the kitchen table.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

LOOK, LISA, FIRST OF ALL I JUST WANT TO THANK YOU FOR BEING AN ADULT ABOUT THIS WHOLE SITUATION AND AGREEING TO SIT DOWN AND TALK IT OUT. WE’VE BEEN GREAT ROOMMATES FOR A WHILE NOW AND I’D HATE FOR US TO LOSE THAT OVER SOMETHING SILLY LIKE MY VERY TINY, VERY LOW-KEY METH LAB.

DO YOU REMEMBER LAST YEAR WHEN YOU DID THAT THREE WEEK CLEANSE WHERE YOU ONLY DRANK LEMON JUICE AND MAPLE SYRUP WITH CAYENNE PEPPER IN IT? I SUPPORTED YOU, DIDN’T I? EVEN THOUGH I DIDN’T APPROVE. THAT’S ALL I’M ASKING IN RETURN.

AND, WHILE WE’RE ON THE SUBJECT, IF YOU’RE STILL LOOKING FOR A GOOD WEIGHT LOSS PLAN I’D LIKE TO RECOMMEND METH. IT’S BOUND TO TASTE BETTER THAN THE LEMON JUICE THING AND I’LL GIVE YOU A HUGE DISCOUNT.

imogen, having a very important talk at the kitchen table.