February 2012
2 posts
January 2012
24 posts
“There are two types of sufferers in this world. Those that suffer from a lack of...”
– Waking Life (via misswallflower)
i spend money on stupid things.
Elicia: Can we get together and just, like, watch TV tonight?
Me: Yeah, we can watch Portlandia. I just started it.
Elicia: Oh, damn, I’ve already seen the first season.
Me: No worries. I’ve got Netflix AND Hulu Plus, so we can watch pretty much anything ever. Plus we can torrent anything.
Elicia: WTF.
Me: I’m living the dream, man, living the dream.
December 2011
14 posts
my goal for the new year is to start simplifying my life.
i just have no idea how to do that yet.
Lisa: Promise me you’ll never die. Gary Johnston: You know I can’t promise that. Lisa: If you did that, I would make love to you right now. Gary Johnston: I promise I’ll never die.
- Team America
ooh la la. life just got like 20 times more interesting.
November 2011
40 posts
i went on a date with this random dude a few years ago, and we remained Facebook friends ever since, even though it didn’t really work out (read: he was super geeky). i remember the whole time we were on the date, he wouldn’t stop talking about his “his best friend, Nadia.”
he just kept saying the weirdest things like, “yeah, nobody understands that a guy and a girl...
“The mind is beautiful because of the paradox. It uses itself to understand...”
– Adam Elenbass (via be-harmless)
